MOBY Animal Jokes Q: What bug is welcome in apartments? A: Ten-ants. ----- Q: Where do ants eat? A: At a restaur-ant. ----- Q: What is the biggest ant in the world? A: An eleph-ant. ----- Q: What's even bigger than that? A: A gi-ant! ----- Q: What does an octopus wear in the winter? A: A coat of arms. ----- Q: What bird is always out of breath? A: A puffin. ----- Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: "Ouch"! ----- Q: What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer's day? A: A mice cream cone. ----- Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Right where you left him. ----- Q: What kind of animal is always found at baseball games? A: The bat. ----- Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? A: They are too hard to iron. ----- Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling? A: Pinch it's nose closed. ----- Q: Where is the best place to park a dog? A: In a barking lot. ----- Q: Why do Hummingbirds hum? A: They've never learned the words! ----- Q: Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean? A: Mussels. ----- Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To go the the "Shell". ----- Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the Mooovies! ----- Q: What do you call Rodents that play Hockey? A: 'Rink Rats' ----- Q: What do you get when you cross a Bear and Skunk? A: 'Winnie the Pehew' ----- Q: What animal needs oil? A: The mouse, because it squeaks. ----- Q: Why can't a leopard hide? A: Because he's always Spotted. ----- Q: What's the biggest moth in the world? A Mam-moth. ----- Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown? A: Because he tasted funny. ----- Q: What is the best way to communicate with a fish? A: Drop it a line! ----- Q: What is a mosquito's favorite sport? A: Skin-diving. ----- Q: Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs? A: She mislaid them. ----- Q: What's black and white and read all over? A: An embarrassed Zebra. Powered By MOBY TEES