1.Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table? Answer: She was on a crash diet. 2.What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath? Answer: Stinkerbell. 3.Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Answer: Incorrectly. 4.Why are Teddy Bears never hungry? Answer: Because they are always stuffed. 5.What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? Answer: I'm stuck on you. 6.Why was the belt arrested? Answer: For holding up the pants. 7.What do you call a funny book about eggs? Answer: A yolk book. 8.What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time? Answer: Evaporated milk. 9.What did the beach say when the tide came in? Answer: Long time no sea. 10.What did one potato chip say to the other? Answer: Shall we go for a dip? 11.Why couldn't the sailors play cards? Answer: Because the captain was standing on the deck. 12.What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you? Answer: Pay him! 13.Why can't you play basketball with pigs? Answer: Because they hog the ball! 14.Which football player wears the biggest helmet? Answer: The one with the biggest head! 15.What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar? Answer: Twelve months. 16.In which month do monkeys play baseball? Answer: Ape-ril. 17.How do rabbits travel? Answer: By hareplane! 18.Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Answer: Great food, but no atmosphere. 19.Why didn't the hotdog star in the movies? Answer: The rolls weren't good enough. 20.What is black and white and pink all over? Answer: An embarrassed zebra! 21.What is the cannibals' favorite game? Answer: Swallow the leader.